That One Blog

alexthefalcon:

SOMEONE PUT MY SCHOOL UP FOR SALE ON CRAIGSLIST image

amporeon:

basedmadoka:

an erotic poem:

leg so hot

hot hot leg

leg so hot u fry an eg

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I HAVE WAITED FOR SO LONG TO FIND THIS AGAIN

teendefinitionblog:

palinioa: the obsessive repetition of an act until it is perfect or mastered

teendefinitionblog:

palinioa: the obsessive repetition of an act until it is perfect or mastered

mightyflower:

to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”

the-dick-lord-levi:

So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.” 

And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.  

teenscoolest:

losing everything but weight

ladyhistory:

OH

MY

GOSHHHHHHH

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
themindsvault:

The fact that our friend Eric is actually looking at Steve Harvey with some hope in his eyes that “titties” will be an acceptable answer is what makes this such a win

themindsvault:

The fact that our friend Eric is actually looking at Steve Harvey with some hope in his eyes that “titties” will be an acceptable answer is what makes this such a win