Stay away from Kirkland Signature pistachio nuts! In one of the nuts, which you can buy at costco, I found a maggot about the same size as a thumb nail. Not only is this revolting, but if swallowed without being killed they could start a process called myiasis, otherwise known as the eating of human/animal flesh. Please spread the word
Viewer calls TV anchor fat.
TV anchor responds.
This lady is my hero.
she looks lovely too!
I want to hug her.
Bless her and the nice people in this world. EVERY PERSON WATCH THIS!
Please please please watch this till the end
bless this women.
HOW DID SHE GET THROUGH THIS WITHOUT CHOKING UP. This woman is my new hero.
Wow.
If you do nothing else today, at least watch this.
She is my hero now. Thank you Miss!
Well we did it tumblr, finally an accurate GIF about getting your period
THIS IS FACT
What makes it even better is the one causing it is satan
i can’t even put into words how accurate this is
I bet this post has pretty much traumatized the male population of tumblr
“Alexandria’s Genesis, a.k.a violet eyes (a genetic mutation).
When someone is born with Alexandria’s Genesis, their eyes are blue or gray at birth. After six months, the eyes begin to change from their original color to purple, and this process lasts six months. During puberty, the color deepens to dark purple, a deep purple, a royal purple, or a violet-blue color and remains that way. It does not affect the person’s eyesight.
Those who have this mutation will never grow any facial, body, pubic, or anal hair (not including hair on their head, on their ears, noses, eyebrows and eyelashes). Women also do not menstruate, but are fertile”NO FUCKING SHAVING
NO FUCKING PERIODS
AND I GET PURPLE EYES
WHY THE FUCK WASN’T I BORN WITH THIS
FUCK WHY CAN I HAVE THIS
I’m a guy and I’m super jealous.
